
“Highlights”?
This week John Beilein was asked about his team’s next opponent, and he came up with a small masterpiece of backhanded complimenting.
Beilein continued: “They are carbon-based ambulatory bipeds. They feel pain and joy just as you or I do.” https://t.co/jsGOTVh35p
— John Gasaway (@JohnGasaway) January 26, 2016
Beilein’s brand of faint praise reminded me of how former Illinois coach Lou Henson used to respond in similar situations. When I was a kid my brother and I had a running joke involving Henson’s preferred verbal tic, “super ball club.” We’d take turns inserting the most absurd opponent imaginable and mimicking Henson’s flat New Mexican twang: “Well, Jim, Immaculate Heart of Mary is just a super ball club, and we’re going to have to play our best game to win.”
Still, Beilein’s ringing endorsement of his next opponent’s Division I status weirdly paralleled some thoughts I’ve had regarding exceptionally challenged teams. For starters I’ve often wondered how ECT’s happen at all. It seems like if you squint hard enough and keep things good and abstract, such teams should be all but impossible. Continue reading





